1. Today at lunch, my coworkers and I went to our fave teppanyaki cook table restaurant, Memories of Japan.
I think I love those places the most because you are constantly eating. They bring you miso soup and salad, and that lasted until our maki roll appetizer arrived. And while you’re eating your starters the chef cooks your main meal on the table in front of you.
I love a good onion volcano.
We wished for a fun chef, and he definitely delivered. He actually almost delivered a bit too much. He talked the entire time he was cooking, so it was difficult to have a conversation, since he was mostly joining in on ours. But it was funny.
At one point he was juggling eggs (one-handed) and he was going on about what came first, the chicken or the egg, and started hysterically laughing. Like, snorting laughing. He was a big fan of cheesy jokes (his own).
We all had a hard time understanding him actually, so I was just laughing and nodding mostly. But I guess I once laughed at the wrong time, because he pointed at me and said “No, not funny!”
But then started laughing hysterically himself.
Anyway, lunch was delicious.
I got the salmon, shrimp, and chicken, which came with vegetables and rice. All for 10 dolla! Pretty sweet deal. I love those places.
2. This may be the funniest animated gif I have ever seen.
I can’t watch it and not die of laughter. It gets me every single time. That black cats eyes…oh man. I was thinking about it when I was driving home from work today and I started killing myself laughing in my car.
I think what makes it so funny for me is that those two cats look like my cats, and that looks like something they would do. Winnie will be cleaning herself all innocently on our bed, and Dexter will just be creepily watching her. That even looks like our bed and bedroom.
When I showed it to Andrew, he was like “Wait, aren’t those our cats? Is that not Winnie and Dexter?”
Maybe it is.
3. The Woman In Black officially comes out today. Have you guys seen the movie poster?
Remember when my friend Lisa and I saw the premiere (in the same theatre as Daniel Radcliffe, what!) last week and we took a picture in front of the movie poster?
Well after closer inspection…
Freaky-deaky. I did not manipulate that photo.
4. I have been noticing lately that I have been getting a lot of views on my blog from people googling “Alligator Arms”. I was curious to see what came up when you searched for that, so I did it myself.
And I noticed the first picture that comes up in images is the one I made of my boss with alligator arms. So if you search alligator arms, there is my boss. With little tiny alligator arms.
I am thankful that I put that smiley on his face. I knew it was a good call.
Anyway, today I went into my boss’s office and instructed him to google “alligator arms”. He looked at the pictures for a moment before saying “Wait…is that me?” and then laughing.
I told him that I would take the picture down if he wanted, because I could understand feeling uncomfortable having a google image of yourself associated with alligator arms (even if you can’t tell who it is).
And then he said what every employee wants to hear after they put a picture of their boss on the internet with alligator arms: “Nah, I don’t mind. You can leave it up.”
Well alrighty then. I have the coolest boss in the world (he did see the original post, and was cool with it then).
5. This weekend is hibernation and get stuff done around the house weekend! I have been going out a lot lately, so I’m excited to have a more low-key time at home. I have had three girls nights over the past two weekends.
A couple Saturday’s ago I hung out with my friend Ashley, and I was really excited to see her because we haven’t gone out together in years!
She invited a bunch of her friends out with us, and I had never met them before, but I immediately loved them!
We had a really fun night at Ashley’s local bar. It was a small-town bar, which I loved. I much prefer those than going to a club. It’s usually more funny. Good times for sure.
And then last weekend my friend Dawn had a girls night in (no pics), and on Saturday I went out to a pub with my friends Lisa and Sherrie.
Also fun times.
But after two pretty jam-packed weekends, I’m pretty excited to have nothing big on the agenda this weekend. Leisure time!
Oh I actually have a sixth thing…
I am OBSESSED with this song right now.
I love the 80s Sting/The Police vibe that is going on. I can’t get enough of it.
And with that, I bid you adieu!