I didn’t do anything all that blog-worthy this weekend, and I’m not done my cartoon post, so to keep you interested so you don’t abandon me, I’m going to do some random Google search terms that have led people here over the past week. These always make me laugh. People search for the most ridiculous things. So if you have been looking for any of these things, allow me to help you out.
how to make flyers for babysitting
This is how:
You just need some multi-coloured markers and you are good to go. It’s important to specify exactly how old you are, because 12 and three quarters sounds infinitely more mature than just 12. Also, if you have experience with newborns, I suggest you include that. This demonstrates how responsible you are.
I would suggest picking a price point though, because “you pick the price to pay” may get you paid in chocolate bars. Not a bad thing, but we were actually looking to make money.
I got at least 20 babysitting jobs from those bad boys, so trust me. They work.
fell from tree cartoon
Here ya go:
Don’t you steal that without crediting me though, or I will hunt you down.
cat lion haircut
My friend Catherine did this, and her cat looks awesome.
It may seem inhumane, but Catherine assured me this is an actual haircut from the groomers. And her cat likes it.
This is the face of a shamed cat.
Poor little Winnie. It worked though! She has been less annoying lately at night. It was obviously because she got shamed.
creepy danny tanner
Oh I’ll give you creepy Danny Tanner…
It doesn’t get much creepier than the Danny Tanner doll.
Or the Uncle Jesse and Michelle dolls…
danny tanner clouds
I completely forgot about this picture until I saw this search term pop up.
This used to make me laugh so hard. What a dream.
how to take a picture in the bathroom mirror
Ugh, just…don’t. But if you must, rope someone’s grandma into joining you.
Maybe she will step it up and flip the mirror the bird. Grandmas are the best.
jtt, called and said it was jtt
Did he actually?! Or was it just your stupid neighbour playing a prank on you? If JTT actually called you, please email me and tell me your story! I also hope he was wearing that exact outfit while he rang you up.
how to part your hair so you don’t look like you have a conehead
I don’t really have advice for this. I say embrace your conehead if you have a conehead.
And cute workout headbands are probably not going to be for you, because they will just slide right off.
the green mile bad guy
He is so greasy and creepy in both the Green Mile and real life with his 17-year-old wife. Just looking at his face makes me feel sick.
buck teeth and glasses
I was an attractive child.
longest beard in the world 2012
This beard is actually called the World’s Longest Beard, so I am going to assume the name does not lie.
justin bieber has my birthday
He has mine too!
He is such a birthday stealer!
And that is all. Here are some past random search term posts:
- Be Careful What You Google
- Can’t Find Happy or Hungry? No Worries
- Funny Search Terms: Halloween Edition
- Random Search Terms: Illustrated Edition
- Random Search Terms: Volume 3